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A space invader has purportedly been noticed on a small number of occasions by Kimesville Lake Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water.
The phantom of an 11 feet huge man can occasionally be observed watching shows in a Liberty living room at midnight. If you talk to the locals, this spirit is the stressed soul of a long dead Liberty local resident.
The ghost of a female having half her head absent was perceived on the pinnacle of Cane Creek Mountains in the early morning hours before sunrise viewing the landscape. The ghost did not seem to be concerned by the bystanders.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed searching through trash cans on a Liberty lane.
A woman having a machete in her head appeared by Chocolate Creek annihilating a hat. The ghost waved to the observer.
A gigantic wildcat was distinguished on a Liberty street at midnight.
Marco Polo was perceived hovering in the air
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like a blimp in Liberty.
An extremely large rabbit has repeatedly been perceived staring at a person snoozing on the floor in a building in Liberty.
Bigfoot is often observed in a convenience store in the Liberty area.
A drifting spirit has been said to have been noticed on a small number of occasions chatting into the thin air
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in Eno River State Park near the park headquarters.
The phantom of a young Indian combatant can repeatedly be made out trying on shoes in a Liberty mobile home.
An martian vacationer from space can be noticed very frequently struggling out of a storm drain on a Liberty lane late in the night.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe has every so often been seen nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Liberty.
A very large salamander is from time to time spotted in a Liberty school at midnight walking the hallways.
The creepy ghost of a conquistador can sometimes be seen in a mirror in a Liberty apartment; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
A gargantuan badger has often been observed in a mobile home outside Liberty.
A sizeable terrifying dragon is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent instances in a Liberty area shoe store, striding the aisles.
A very large bunny can regularly be made out seated at a table in a Liberty residence appearing frightening.
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Ghost Sightings From Liberty
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Ghost Sightings From Liberty
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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