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These are some lies we made up about Lexington.
A giant shrew was made out in a Lexington residence.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy came into view looking crossly at the bystander in Beverly Street Park before sunrise.
A huge mouse was perceived at Beaverdam Creek late at night tossing rocks into the water.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her chest emerged showing up in a restroom mirror. The witness became frightened and fled.
Nicolaus Copernicus was noticed looking at the landscape at Cobles Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal guanaco was seen in a metal boat on Cobles Reservoir stacking chunks of concrete.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has often been seen sitting on a sofa in a building next to Lexington.
A very large parakeet is repeatedly seen in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
A female
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having the head of a goblin has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances pulling up weeds in the garden of a residence in Lexington.
A woman grasping her head under her arm can be noticed very frequently sitting on a stool in a residence in Lexington. A number of of the people who live in this town say this ghost could be a famous
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past inhabitant of Lexington. Regardless of what people say, it's a chilling spirit that is rather not upset.
A giant wolf has from time to time been spotted right by Hanging Rock State Park reading a pamphlet.
An alien traveler from deep space is sometimes witnessed marching from house to house around midnight on a Lexington residential street.
An alien from outer space is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of a Lexington building in the early morning hours.
An ET can every so often be witnessed having a seat at the dining table in a Lexington apartment.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has frequently been distinguished in a wild spot near Lexington.
An alien vacationer from another planet is frequently observed spitting at passing cars down a gloomy road near Lexington.
A space alien from Mars is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances gulping fuel from a fuel pump at a gas station in Lexington.
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The spirit of a young-looking female wearing a bloody wedding dress can regularly be noticed chatting into the air as if somebody besides was nearby.
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Ghost Sightings From Lexington
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Ghost Sightings From Lexington
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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