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An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy was made out on the highest spot of Gaines Mountain late at night gazing at the view.
An alien from planet Jupiter has frequently been noticed attempting to utter something in Byrds Marker before dawn.
Ferdinand Magellan is frequently observed near the entrance to Hanging Rock State Park struggling to seize something.
A woman having a machete in her head has been said to have been witnessed on many occasions by Mitchells Pond Lower Dam before dawn looking at the water.
A drifting ghost can frequently be witnessed at Baker Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise hurling boulders into the flow.
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
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