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A colossal reptile has sometimes been seen hauling a body over the grass in Baker Creek Park at midnight.
A woman's body with a skunk's head is once in a while perceived in a building in Kannapolis. Whichever way, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to encounter before dawn.
A colossal ewe has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions in a Kannapolis flat.
A semi decayed human cadaver can from time to time be witnessed pacing alongside a wild road close to Kannapolis.
The ghost of a farmer wearing a worn hat has often been made out gazing at the water by Cabarrus Country Club Lake Dam Number One at midnight.
A gigantic mule is regularly witnessed frightening people in the middle of Afton Run.
A very large beaver has purportedly been spotted on a handful of instances sitting in a beanbag in a home outside Kannapolis.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-splattered dress may
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repeatedly be spotted at midnight rushing after a passing Nissan on a murky road in close proximity to Kannapolis.
Johann Sebastian Bach may be noticed over and over again in Lake Norman State Park quite near the ranger station turning toward the viewer.
An extremely large weasel has from time to time been made out gardening in the front
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garden of a residence in Kannapolis.
An ET from another solar system is from time to time witnessed by an old man fishing by a lake in close proximity to Kannapolis.
A huge chipmunk can occasionally be seen taking a rest in an armchair in a trailer in Kannapolis.
A massive ibex was spotted scooping out a nook by a streetlight in Kannapolis.
A gentleman with a machete in his head was made out marching from mobile home to mobile home around midnight on a Kannapolis street. This exact phantom has been seen time and again in this area.
A gargantuan pony materialized browsing through a fridge in the kitchen of a Kannapolis building at midnight.
An enormous duckbill was distinguished sitting at the kitchen counter in a Kannapolis flat.
Marco Polo was seen gazing at people in a Kannapolis residence through a keyhole.
An extremely large quagga has often been made out in a deserted location near Kannapolis.
A man's body with the head of a bear is regularly observed trying to get cars
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to stop in the middle of a shadowy road near Kannapolis.
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Ghost Sightings From Kannapolis
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Ghost Sightings From Kannapolis
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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