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An extraterrestrial explorer from space is frequently seen in the backseat of a car by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from Saturn has allegedly been noticed on a small number of occasions cutting grass in the front yard of a home in Julian.
A space alien from another world may often be made out hurling bricks into the stream at Beaver Creek before dawn.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship may be noticed very frequently crying at Aydelette Lake Dam late in the night.
The spirit of a gentleman having on a soldier's uniform is once in a while distinguished in Hagan Stone Park in the early morning hours before sunrise burying a dead body by a sizeable rock.
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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