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These are some lies we made up about Jamesville.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out seeking a man by Cut Cypress Creek.
A gargantuan alpaca became visible throwing boulders into the stream at Broad Creek late in the night.
An alien vacationer from another world was distinguished by Kaders Eddy weeping.
An extremely large lizard appeared on a Jamesville residential street very late at night.
The spirit of a sturdy lumberjack holding a sizeable axe was made out gazing at a lady snoozing on a couch in a building in Jamesville. There are many stories about this ghost in the vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Jamesville
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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