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A woman with a partially see-through body has once in a while been spotted on the summit of Bell Mountain before sunrise viewing the scenery. It's been claimed that this precise ghost takes pleasure in startling foolish people who come looking for ghosts in Horse Shoe. Nevertheless, this is a bad ghost that you do not want to bump into at night.
A Triceratops is now and then perceived at Avery Creek on a dark night throwing stones into the current.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been said to have been witnessed on numerous occasions walking a dog in the early morning hours on a dark Horse Shoe residential road.
A space alien was seen looking at the water by Briar Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian vacationer from deep space appeared clutching a headbone in a motor boat on Briar Lake.
The ghost of an aged man with a big white beard was spotted before dawn checking out High
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Rocks. The spirit was unconcerned that there was someone else there.
A space man from planet Mars came into view howling down near Crystal Spring before dawn.
A massive horse was witnessed at the stroke of midnight examining Allen Cove in detail.
One of the three Little Pigs was noticed peeking through apartment windows in Horse
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Shoe before sunrise.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her head has frequently been noticed going through garbage cans on a Horse Shoe lane. According to the people who live here, this phantom could be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Horse Shoe before the present.
A colossal koala is regularly observed on a Horse Shoe road late in the night.
A space invader from space is known to have been noticed on many instances gazing at a man sleeping on a mattress in a flat in Horse Shoe.
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Ghost Sightings From Horse Shoe
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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