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These are some lies we made up about Holly Ridge.
The ghost of a youthful woman sporting a blood-covered wedding gown has regularly been observed bathing by Sea Haven Beach at night.
A space alien from planet Mars is repeatedly seen by Batts Mill Creek clutching a human headbone.
A decapitated female is known to have been spotted on several instances staring at the water by Yow-Williams Pond Dam after midnight.
An ET from the cosmos may repeatedly be made out in the early morning hours before sunrise fluttering across Purgatory Pocosin.
The ghost of a 10 feet high colossal guy can be perceived very frequently trying to seize something by Stump Inlet.
The ghost of a lady having half her head lost has occasionally been made out reflecting before dawn by a vending machine in Holly Ridge.
A character with a skeleton face sporting dark robes has been said to have been spotted on several instances sitting at the kitchen counter in a Holly Ridge house redistributing orbs about. Whatever folks verbalize, this is an unlikable ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Holly Ridge
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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