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These are some lies we made up about Hendersonville.
A gigantic sloth has frequently been noticed traveling on a mule along a highway near Hendersonville.
A space man is repeatedly distinguished in the center of Allen Branch hurling boulders.
The ghost of a strapped up woman has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions burying a dead body by a big boulder in Berkeley Ball Park before dawn. It's been declared that this exact ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Hendersonville many years ago.
A colossal woodchuck may repeatedly be made out looking at the panorama at Beech Lake Dam around midnight.
A female gripping her head under her arm has sometimes been made out wandering through a building near Hendersonville. According to the residents, this spirit gets pleasure from terrifying foolish folks who dare to disturb the calm in Hendersonville.
A gargantuan lamb is occasionally seen down at Crystal Spring late at night devouring a melon.
Bigfoot
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has allegedly been distinguished on one or two instances smoking a pipe down at the water at Briar Lake.
An enormous finch can every so often be witnessed in Baldwin Gap before sunrise reading a newspaper.
A colossal bison has repeatedly been observed at a pay phone in Hendersonville talking on the telephone.
The spirit of a young-looking
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woman dressed in a bloody dress is regularly made out grasping a cranium by High Rocks. A lot of people who live here claim this ghost could be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Hendersonville before the present. Either way, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien traveler from the cosmos has allegedly been seen on a handful of instances on the top of Ann Mountain at night studying the vista.
Johann Sebastian Bach may be perceived repeatedly pacing through a Hendersonville area burial ground.
The ghost of an 11 feet high colossal guy has once in a while been distinguished spending time in an abandoned home in Hendersonville.
A massive hedgehog is once in a while seen flashing a flash light in Blue Ridge Parkway by the park headquarters.
A space alien from planet Neptune has been said to have been noticed on one or two occasions standing by a deserted road in the vicinity of Hendersonville.
A gigantic hartebeest can once in a while be made out right by Mount
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Mitchell State Park crying out people's names.
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Ghost Sightings From Hendersonville
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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