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These are some lies we made up about Havelock.
An armor from the middle ages lacking a human inside was noticed traveling on a camel by the side of a highway near Havelock. The eye witness ran away right after she saw the ghost.
A semi translucent guy clad as the skipper of a oil tanker was distinguished staggering through a building in the neighborhood of Havelock. When the observer emerged the phantom escaped.
The ghost of a young man dressed in a confederate uniform has repeatedly been witnessed in Alligator Gut before dawn struggling to hide a corpse. Regardless of what people articulate, this is an unfriendly ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to encounter.
A huge steer is frequently spotted in the middle of Anderson Creek yelling names of people.
Ferdinand Magellan has allegedly been seen on several occasions facing the watcher in Cahooque Creek Recreation Site after midnight.
A colossal hare may repeatedly be spotted staring at the water by Joe Hughes Pond Dam
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before sunrise.
The ghost of a chained up man has every so often been distinguished flinging rocks on the shore of Joe Hughes Pond.
A space man from outer space is rumored to have been spotted on several instances camping out in Croatan National Forest at the stroke of midnight.
A space man may every so often be seen beside the
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water at Cherry Point burning a book.
An Iguanodon has regularly been seen at a coin operated phone in Havelock making a telephone call.
The phantom of a young female covered in blood is frequently witnessed strolling through a Havelock neighborhood cemetery.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been spotted on a handful of instances by the entrance to Croatan National Forest glugging down root beer.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon may regularly be noticed hanging out in a forsaken house in Havelock.
A colossal crow can be noticed very frequently in Cape Lookout National Seashore quite near the park headquarters verbalizing into the night.
A man with a big hole through his torso has sometimes been spotted being carried by a low rider on a murky highway near Havelock.
A huge pony is sometimes seen in a trailer in Havelock.
Leonardo da Vinci has purportedly been witnessed on a few instances in a Havelock building.
An ET from outer
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space can every now and then be observed wandering next to a deserted road near Havelock.
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Ghost Sightings From Havelock
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Ghost Sightings From Havelock
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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