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These are some lies we made up about Hamptonville.
The spirit of a gentleman gripping a sword has allegedly been made out on several occasions looking frightening by Arnold Branch. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that you do not want to run into before dawn.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object may often be perceived facing the onlooker up on Arnold Mountain.
An ET from the Moon may be spotted often standing by a secluded road right next door to Hamptonville.
Aladdin has every now and then been noticed looking at the water by Cass Dam around midnight.
A very large puma is sometimes made out in a mobile home in Hamptonville.
Archimedes can from time to time be witnessed in a Hamptonville home.
A space alien from another world was observed pacing next to a secluded highway next to Hamptonville.
A space man came into view guzzling blood from a mug in Lake Norman State Park at the ranger station.
An alien explorer from another
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planet was distinguished coming into view in a washroom mirror.
The spirit of a female with names etched into her forehead materialized at midnight hurrying after a passing Chevy on a shadowy road in the vicinity of Hamptonville. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed time and again around here. A local asserts that this ghost is the
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undeceased spirit of a long departed Hamptonville resident. Regardless of what, it's a frightening phantom that any sound person would not want to run into.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her neck was observed cutting grass in the back garden of an apartment in Hamptonville. The onlooker ran off right after she spotted the ghost. One thing's for certain, it sure is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Hamptonville
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Ghost Sightings From Hamptonville
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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