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These are some lies we made up about Hamlet.
A space man from planet Mars was witnessed floating by on Beaverdam Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Alexander the Great became visible at Battley Pond Dam around midnight destroying a picture.
A massive lynx was distinguished seated at a coffee table in a Hamlet home.
An alien from outer space was perceived bass fishing from the water's edge of Capples Pond at midnight.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer was observed looking at people in a Hamlet residence through a door crack.
The Abominable Snowman has often been noticed in a desolate place close to Hamlet.
An alien explorer from another solar system is repeatedly made out dispatching a container at a Hamlet post office.
An alien from another world has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions looking for a woman in Morrow Mountain State Park by the park headquarters.
A very large argali may often be distinguished glugging down regular
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from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Hamlet.
A lady's body with a donkey's head can be distinguished often talking into the air as if someone besides was in attendance.
A large chilling dragon has every now and then been perceived walking a Cocker Spaniel at the stroke of midnight on a murky Hamlet avenue.
An ET is every now
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and then perceived staring through trailer windows in Hamlet late at night.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object has been made out on a small number of occasions rummaging around in trash cans on a Hamlet avenue.
A massive capybara can sometimes be made out on a Hamlet avenue late at night.
An alien from Mars is repeatedly seen hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Hamlet.
A partially decayed human cadaver has purportedly been seen on a small number of instances in a restaurant in the Hamlet neighborhood.
The ghost of a farmer in a straw hat can often be distinguished crawling up from a manhole on a Hamlet residential street at the stroke of midnight. One of the local residents determinedly says that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Hamlet many years ago.
Julius Ceasar can be noticed very frequently nosing around in mailboxes on a dark night in Hamlet.
A very large guanaco has every so often been distinguished in a Hamlet school very late
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at night wandering the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Hamlet
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Ghost Sightings From Hamlet
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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