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An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy can frequently be perceived taking in the view at Bookout Dam around midnight.
A giant pony may be distinguished often rummaging around in trash cans on a Grover street.
A huge woodchuck has now and then been witnessed hurling boulders into Beams Lake late at night.
A space invader from the cosmos has allegedly been spotted on a small number of occasions by Bear Creek shouting names of people.
A gargantuan leopard can sometimes be distinguished hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Grover.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object was spotted covering a corpse by a big boulder in Central Shelby Historic District very late at night.
The ghost of a man with a pentagram carved into his back came into sight throwing pieces of wood up on Browns Mountain. The ghost did not appear to be bothered by the onlookers.
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Ghost Sightings From Grover
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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