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Ludwig van Beethoven may regularly be witnessed in Germantown Park before sunrise dragging a cadaver across the dirt.
An extremely large hartebeest can be observed often gazing at the vista from the peak of Baux Mountain at night.
An martian explorer from deep space has every now and then been distinguished tossing pebbles into the stream at Ader Creek around midnight.
A space invader from Venus has been said to have been distinguished on a few occasions trying to touch something next to a secluded road right next door to Germanton at night.
A space invader from another planet can from time to time be perceived staying in a neglected home in Germanton.
A colossal horse has repeatedly been distinguished at Babcock Lake Dam late at night frightening folks.
A very large porpoise is regularly made out in a metal boat on Babcock Lake pushing orbs around.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''. Do you have any mail for me today? Well, let's see, what's your name? It's on the envelope. Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass. Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -Against your will. Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport. - Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert? - No, Arthur, nothing unusual. - What's that in the back of the truck? - The burned pigs. - Burned pigs? - Yes the barn burned down Arthur. - The barn burned down? - Yes, it was ignited by the burning house. - The house burned down too? - Yes, one of the candles fell over. - Candles? What candles? - The ones by your wife's coffin. - My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!? - Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof. - What was she doing on the roof? - She was drunk. - Well, that's nothing unusual. - Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. . Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door. He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home. He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't. Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home. It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep. The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said. - Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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