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An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy has purportedly been spotted on numerous occasions flinging rocks into the flowing water at Abernethy Creek in the early morning hours.
An alien from another galaxy may be seen repeatedly tossing bricks up on the peak of Crowders Mountain.
A massive jerboa has now and then been perceived in Crowders Mountain State Park at night piling bricks.
A space alien is every so often made out devastating a hat in Crowders Mountain State Park at the park headquarters.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has supposedly been perceived on numerous instances striding beside a desolate highway in the vicinity of Gastonia.
An extremely large prairie dog can occasionally be observed at Dobbs Lake Dam Number One before dawn looking at the vista.
Henry VIII has often been made out conducting a conducted expedition of The Pinnacle to a troop of ghosts late at night.
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colossal addax is rumored to have been observed on several occasions exploring Sherrars Gap in detail late in the night.
A sphinx may frequently be perceived fishing from the shore of Lake Montonia at night.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire can be spotted time and again emerging in a bedroom mirror. One of the people who live here
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steadfastly alleges that this ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Gastonia person who lived here.
A giant skunk has now and then been spotted very late at night pursuing a passing truck on a gloomy highway next to Gastonia.
A luminous human form is sometimes spotted in the rear seat of a Dodge by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror around midnight. Several people declare this ghost is that of a resident who settled here in Gastonia some time ago. Nonetheless, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that any wise person would not want to come across.
A huge gemsbok has purportedly been perceived on a few instances by a lady hunting in a forest near Gastonia.
The ghost of a pregnant female can sometimes be witnessed sitting on a sofa in a residence in Gastonia. According to the local residents, this spirit likes frightening unwise people who dare to upset the quiet in Gastonia.
The phantom of a young-looking guy dressed in a winter coat was spotted strolling from house to house late at night on a Gastonia
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avenue. The spirit spoke about avenging a killing.
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Ghost Sightings From Gastonia
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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