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The phantom of a critically mangled hunter pulling a dead coyote is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions coming into sight in a bathroom mirror. Regardless of what, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to run into around midnight.
A space alien can regularly be spotted screaming by Big Branch.
A female devoid of a head can be made out very frequently on a dark night sprinting after a passing car on a dark road in the neighborhood of Garner.
A gentleman without a head is once in a while noticed in Anderson Point Park at the stroke of midnight burying a body by a big rock. One thing's for guaranteed, this phantom indisputably is scary; one that any sane person wouldn't want to bump into.
A gigantic opossum has been witnessed on one or two instances looking at the vista at Austins Pond Dam late in the night.
An unbelievably terrifying ghost may every now and then be observed terrifying folks on the
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shore of Austin Pond. In any event, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extremely large chimpanzee has frequently been distinguished in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
A massive iguana is regularly observed raking leaves in the yard of a home in
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Garner.
An extremely large porcupine has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions by a lady hiking along a trail in close proximity to Garner.
A gargantuan kitten can frequently be witnessed taking a rest on a couch in a home in Garner.
Genghis Khan may be spotted repeatedly scooping out a cavity in Eno River State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A huge lamb has every so often been made out stacking stones underneath a streetlamp in Garner.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship is occasionally noticed walking from residence to residence on a dark night on a Garner street.
A gargantuan dugong has been said to have been spotted on a handful of instances rummaging around in the closet in the bedroom of a Garner apartment in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Bigfoot may every now and then be perceived relaxing at a table in a Garner residence.
An martian explorer from outer space was spotted staring at people in a Garner home through a keyhole.
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ghost of an aged woman carrying a pistol came into view in a secluded neighborhood right next door to Garner. The arrival of the witness startled the ghost who then vanished. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Garner in the past. No matter what, it's a menacing phantom that should be shunned.
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Ghost Sightings From Garner
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Ghost Sightings From Garner
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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