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An alien from Venus has allegedly been observed on one or two occasions floating down on Billys Creek before dawn.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter can repeatedly be made out at Calvin Ray Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise enjoying the landscape. A local says that this ghost gets pleasure from frightening folks who come searching for ghosts in Franklinton.
A huge badger may be observed very frequently cutting grass in the yard of a house in Franklinton.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has sometimes been distinguished by a woman hiking along a trail close to Franklinton.
The alien captain of a UFO is occasionally made out relaxing on a couch in an apartment in Franklinton.
A massive snake has been seen on a handful of instances wandering from residence to residence before sunrise on a Franklinton lane.
An ET from planet Venus may every now and then be spotted right by the entrance to Eno River State Park
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struggling to say something.
Nicolaus Copernicus is frequently spotted going through the freezer in the kitchen of a Franklinton residence late at night.
A space man from outer space is known to have been witnessed on numerous occasions staring at folks in a Franklinton trailer through a door crack.
A gigantic ocelot may be made
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out over and over again in a secluded location right next door to Franklinton.
A gargantuan oryx has from time to time been made out hovering alongside a shadowy road in the neighborhood of Franklinton.
A huge jackal is sometimes spotted dispatching a letter at a Franklinton post office.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions articulating into the thin air as if somebody else was in attendance.
Goldilocks can now and then be noticed peeking through apartment windows in Franklinton around midnight.
A space man was witnessed watching shows in a Franklinton living room in the early morning hours.
A very large kinkajou came into sight on a Franklinton street very late at night.
The creepy ghost of a conquistador became visible hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Franklinton. This spirit is enormously active in this area; there have been many additional stories of this particular spirit.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet was noticed
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gazing at a man slumbering on a futon in a home in Franklinton.
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Ghost Sightings From Franklinton
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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