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These are some lies we made up about Fort Bragg.
An alien from Mars is known to have been distinguished on several occasions frightening people up on the summit of Caisson Hill.
An alien from another galaxy may every now and then be witnessed shuffling orbs about by Big Branch.
Napoleon Bonaparte has regularly been spotted in the early morning hours pursuing a passing vehicle on a gloomy highway in close proximity to Fort Bragg.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot is frequently distinguished by Beaver Creek Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water.
The menacing ghost of a conquistador has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions bass fishing from the shore of Beaver Creek Pond in the early morning hours.
A giant guanaco can regularly be perceived in the backseat of a Chrysler by the driver spotting the phantom in his rear view mirror late at night.
A man that turned into a vampire can be observed repeatedly by a woman canoeing in a river right next
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door to Fort Bragg.
The alien mechanic of a UFO has every so often been made out seated in an armchair in a flat in Fort Bragg.
A Megalosaurus is every now and then perceived obliterating a glove beneath a streetlight in Fort Bragg.
The ghost of a pregnant woman is known to have been distinguished on a small number of instances
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in Jones Lake State Park outside the park headquarters trying to find a photo. In any event, this is a horrible phantom that should be kept away from.
A space alien from Saturn can sometimes be perceived wandering from house to house at the stroke of midnight on a Fort Bragg residential road.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman dressed in a winter coat was distinguished taking a rest at a table in a Fort Bragg trailer. The ghost didn't appear to be bothered by the onlookers.
A gargantuan ox was spotted gazing at people in a Fort Bragg trailer through a door crack.
A beheaded gentleman materialized in a wild place close to Fort Bragg. When the ghost was made out it vanished into the thin air. People here who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost might be a renowned former time inhabitant of Fort Bragg.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-covered uniform was witnessed standing along a shady road close to Fort Bragg. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being distinguished. Residents argue that this ghost
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is in all probability the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to have a house here in Fort Bragg.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Bragg
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Bragg
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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