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These are some lies we made up about Fleetwood.
An extremely large dugong can repeatedly be made out spitting at passing cars beside a shadowy highway in close proximity to Fleetwood.
A giant fawn can be witnessed over and over again having a steak in Mount Jefferson State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from Pluto has now and then been perceived by the entrance to Mount Jefferson State Park downing orange juice.
A massive bat is once in a while made out slurping diesel from a fuel pump at a gas station in Fleetwood.
An alien from space has allegedly been spotted on numerous occasions at Ashe Lake Dam on a dark night enjoying the view.
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Ghost Sightings From Fleetwood
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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