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A large frightening monster was made out reading a newsletter at Dewitt Pond Dam before dawn.
A guy with no head was made out heaving pieces of wood into the water at Beaver Dam Creek late at night. This is one of those phantoms that is spotted repeatedly in close proximity.
An extraordinarily terrifying ghost has repeatedly been noticed up on Coggins Hill crying. No matter what, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that is better not messed with.
An enormous gopher is regularly noticed in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver witnessing the spirit in her rear view mirror late in the night.
An ET from Jupiter has been said to have been noticed on many instances raking leaves in the front garden of a house in Ellerbe.
An ET from space may often be witnessed by a man fishing by a lake close to Ellerbe.
A space alien can be made out time and again relaxing in a beanbag in a trailer in Ellerbe.
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Ghost Sightings From Ellerbe
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Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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