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These are some lies we made up about Elizabethtown.
The ghost of the driver of a train is regularly made out pacing through a house in close proximity to Elizabethtown. Locals here claim that this ghost loves scaring folks who have the courage to interrupt the peace in Elizabethtown.
William Shakespeare can often be made out taking in the landscape at Cross Pond Dam in the early morning hours.
A space invader from the cosmos can be seen repeatedly at night giving a lead tour of Big Sugar Loaf to a group of phantoms.
A gigantic rabbit has sometimes been noticed creeping out of Cedar Bay drenched in filth after midnight.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is every so often noticed in Bladen County Park at night attempting to seize something.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars is known to have been observed on one or two occasions reflecting underneath a menacing tree in Bladen Lakes State Forest.
An alien from the cosmos can once in a while be noticed
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looking across Mulford Bay in the early morning hours.
An alien has repeatedly been observed floating down Bakers Creek on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship has been said to have been perceived on several occasions at a coin operated phone in Elizabethtown making a phone call.
An alien explorer from
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space may regularly be spotted quite near the entrance to Jones Lake State Park looking furiously at the watcher.
A space invader from planet Mars can be made out repeatedly going nuts along a secluded highway near Elizabethtown before dawn.
A space man from outer space has every now and then been noticed spending time in a neglected house in Elizabethtown.
An ET has been perceived on many instances standing by a secluded highway close to Elizabethtown.
A female lacking a head can once in a while be perceived in a trailer in Elizabethtown. In any case, it is indisputably a chilling ghost that should be left alone.
The Mothman was spotted walking by the side of a wild highway close to Elizabethtown.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship came into sight coming into view in a closet mirror.
A massive ermine was observed on a dark night sprinting after a passing pickup on a murky highway near Elizabethtown.
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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