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These are some lies we made up about Edward.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space was perceived down next to the water at Bogus Point devastating a book.
A giant okapi has often been distinguished scrambling out of Cupler Sloughs soaked in mud on a dark night.
An extremely large turtle has allegedly been witnessed on many instances looking across Beacham Savanna very late at night.
The ghost of a flight attendant can regularly be made out by Barris Creek slurping motor oil.
An extraterrestrial from Venus can be perceived very often around midnight checking out Core Point Shoal in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Edward
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Ghost Sightings From Edward
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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