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A minotaur is known to have been seen on a few instances at Durhams Lake Dam after midnight smoking a pipe.
An ET may frequently be perceived after midnight going to see Neuse River Cut-Off.
The spirit of a female having half her head missing can be witnessed often by Big Ditch trying to find someone. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been observed coming into view in a washroom mirror.
A space alien from deep space is sometimes perceived by Briar Bed shouting.
A figure with a skeleton face in dark robes has purportedly been observed on one or two instances struggling to exclaim something down at the water at Quaker Neck Lake. It's been argued that this specific ghost may very well be a well-known yesteryear native of Dudley.
A huge boar can sometimes be witnessed very late at night pursuing a passing Buick on a murky highway
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in close proximity to Dudley.
A large frightening giant is often witnessed thinking in Fairview Park very late at night.
An extremely large gazelle may regularly be spotted gardening in the side yard of a mobile home in Dudley.
An extraterrestrial may be perceived over and over again by an old woman hunting in a forest right next
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door to Dudley.
A wandering ghost has sometimes been spotted crying out names of people quite near Cliffs of the Neuse State Park. No matter what, it sure is a terrifying ghost that you do not want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic guinea pig is every now and then distinguished seated on the floor in a building in Dudley.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer has been seen on one or two occasions staring irritably at the witness next to a streetlamp in Dudley.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant was distinguished marching from flat to flat on a dark night on a Dudley avenue. Shocked by the onlookers the ghost fled into the darkness. One thing is for guaranteed, this spirit undeniably is creepy; one that any wise person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A space alien from the Moon appeared relaxing at a table in a Dudley trailer.
The phantom of an aircraft pilot was seen gazing at people in a Dudley residence through a window. This precise spirit has been spotted repeatedly in this
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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