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These are some lies we made up about Crouse.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy can be noticed very frequently by Beam Lake Dam late in the night looking at the water.
A huge lamb has from time to time been witnessed holding a headbone in Cherryville City Park in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial is every so often spotted in Clark Creek weeping.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of instances staring at folks in a Crouse mobile home through a peephole.
The ghost of a silver-miner has frequently been seen at Crowders Mountain State Park attempting to verbalize something. Either way, it sure is a menacing ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Crouse
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Ghost Sightings From Crouse
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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