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These are some lies we made up about Corolla.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO materialized in Peters Quarter late in the night crying out names.
A space alien from planet Saturn was distinguished trying to locate a bag under a parked vehicle in a Corolla parking lot late in the night.
A gigantic dog has regularly been observed on the apex of Poyners Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise glancing at the vista.
An extremely large deer is regularly spotted at Currituck Beach on a dark night gazing at the waves next to the water.
An alien from deep space has purportedly been witnessed on one or two instances going berserk by the water at Ballast Bay.
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Ghost Sightings From Corolla
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Ghost Sightings From Corolla
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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