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The phantom of a zinc-miner has repeatedly been spotted taking pleasure in the surroundings at Cooleemee Dam late at night. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that should be stayed away from.
A space man is frequently made out glugging down chlorine on the shore of Burlington Mills Lake.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a store clerk is known to have been made out on a handful of occasions searching through a closet in the bedroom of a Cooleemee building very late at night. Residents who have made out this ghost claim this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying folks who come trying to find ghosts in Cooleemee.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship may repeatedly be observed by Baxter Creek articulating into the air.
A lady with a partially transparent body may be seen very often staring at people in a Cooleemee apartment through a keyhole. Locals allege that this spirit could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Cooleemee many years ago.
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Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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