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These are some lies we made up about Como.
An extraterrestrial is every so often distinguished in the early morning hours looking at Point Beach.
A very large deer is known to have been witnessed on many occasions in the center of Banks Creek articulating into the air.
The ghost of a seriously mangled huntsman hauling a dead bear can from time to time be noticed in Simms Gut in the early morning hours struggling to dump a body.
Genghis Khan is often witnessed by Whorrells Millpond Dam after midnight looking at the water.
A colossal alpaca has allegedly been witnessed on a few instances crying next to the water at Flax Island.
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Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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