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The ghost of a young-looking gentleman wearing a confederate uniform has frequently been spotted flinging stones into the stream at Barbeque Swamp at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a street bum is regularly seen by Ahoskie Swamp yelling at the onlooker to beat it.
An ET from Jupiter has allegedly been distinguished on several instances beside the water at Bull Pond Point going berserk.
An enormous walrus may often be spotted suspended in the air like a balloon in Colerain.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy may be perceived often looking at a guy sleeping in an armchair in a house in Colerain.
The phantom of an old hag is every now and then seen in a clothing store in the Colerain area.
A man with a big hole through his chest has been seen on frequent occasions by Goose Creek State Park searching for a bag. Regardless of what, this is a bad ghost that you would not want to bump into after midnight.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway? - That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig. Why is a fat girl like a moped? They're both fun until your friends see you. Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht. - No. - That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit. Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday. - Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive. - I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that. Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice. Why do sharks never attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert. - How's that Arthur? - One wife too many. Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump. - Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage. Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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