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Clinton, North Carolina Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Clinton.
The ghost of a guy clutching a sword can be distinguished very frequently climbing out of a manhole on a Clinton avenue before dawn.
The ghost of a female having words etched into her cheek has every now and then been seen covering a dead body by a sizeable rock in Fisher Drive Park very late at night.
An alien from the cosmos is sometimes distinguished mid stream in Beaverdam Branch turning toward the viewer.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object may sometimes be seen snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Clinton.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy was distinguished by Fox Lake Dam around midnight looking at the water.
An enormous musk deer showed up in a Clinton highschool late in the night wandering the halls.
Johann Sebastian Bach came into sight in a mobile home in the neighborhood of Clinton.
An ET from another world was made out mounding pieces of wood in Cliffs of
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the Neuse State Park at the ranger station.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO was distinguished searching for a photo under a parked Ford in a Clinton parking lot late at night.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy has regularly been witnessed trying to find a glove after midnight on a sidewalk in Clinton.
A very
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large hare is regularly distinguished resting at the dining table in a Clinton home guzzling gasoline.
The phantom of a lady with a knife in her head can repeatedly be distinguished staggering through a flat in Clinton. Residents here who have observed this phantom declare this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Clinton in the past.
A space alien from planet Mercury has occasionally been perceived walking through a home in the vicinity of Clinton.
A colossal panther is now and then seen at a public phone in Clinton using the telephone.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been seen on a few instances marching through a Clinton vicinity burial ground.
A space alien can sometimes be observed yelling in the middle of a secluded road in close proximity to Clinton before dawn.
A female having the head of a demon has frequently been seen being in a deserted building in Clinton. A local man alleges that this spirit likes terrifying foolish folks who have
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the guts to upset the peace in Clinton.
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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