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These are some lies we made up about Cleveland.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy was witnessed up on Youngs Mountain thinking. Panicked by the watchers the ghost withdrew into the night.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object has often been perceived looking at the water by Fiber Lake Dam at night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world is often made out in the early morning hours before sunrise floating along Back Creek.
A space invader from planet Saturn has purportedly been observed on frequent occasions at midnight sprinting after a passing Pontiac on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Cleveland.
An extraterrestrial from another world may repeatedly be distinguished in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
A large frightening giant may be observed very often pulling up weeds in the back yard of a building in Cleveland.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has once
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in a while been perceived by an old man hiking along a trail in the vicinity of Cleveland.
A space man from Saturn is sometimes noticed in Lake Norman State Park right by the ranger station demolishing a picture.
A creepy creature has been said to have been witnessed on numerous occasions sitting in an armchair in a home in Cleveland.
An ET from the cosmos can every now and then be witnessed trying to find a bag beside a lamppost in Cleveland.
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Ghost Sightings From Cleveland
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Ghost Sightings From Cleveland
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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