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The spirit of a flight attendant has often been spotted in a residence near Clemmons. In any event, this is an intimidating spirit that you wouldn't want to come across at night.
A gargantuan hartebeest has been said to have been seen on numerous instances dragging a corpse through some bushes in All-American Rose Selections Garden before sunrise.
A gargantuan chinchilla may frequently be noticed seeking a picture under a parked car in a Clemmons parking lot around midnight.
The spirit of an old Indian chief may be made out very often in the middle of Bailey Creek calling names.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has now and then been witnessed at Alsups Pond Dam very late at night pointing at the bystander.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer is from time to time spotted heaving stones into Alsups Pond around midnight.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy has been made out on a small number of occasions
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studying Yadkin Valley in detail at midnight.
A gigantic dog can every now and then be noticed in a Clemmons area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
A space man from another planet has often been witnessed digging an opening late in the night by a mailbox in Clemmons.
A massive deer has been seen on a handful of instances taking
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a rest at a table in a Clemmons mobile home trashing a book.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may regularly be perceived in Hanging Rock State Park by the park headquarters trying to locate a book.
A space alien from planet Venus has sometimes been seen marching through a building in Clemmons.
Plato is sometimes seen wandering through a flat close to Clemmons.
An enormous alligator is rumored to have been seen on a few instances in a phone booth in Clemmons using the telephone.
The phantom of an aged cleaning lady may every now and then be made out trying to locate another ghost in the middle of a desolate road outside Clemmons very late at night. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to come across.
A medusa was spotted hanging out in an uninhabited manor in Clemmons.
An alien from outer space came into sight being carried by a bicycle on a gloomy highway outside Clemmons.
A colossal salamander was perceived in a Clemmons house.
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black as coal cockroach that shape-shifted into a female materialized coming into view in a bedroom mirror. When the ghost was witnessed it disappeared into the thin air. If you listen to what the residents say, this spirit is the tormented soul of an old Clemmons local resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Clemmons
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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