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These are some lies we made up about Chapel Hill.
An ET from another solar system was spotted going through garbage cans on a Chapel Hill residential road.
A female with a half translucent body was noticed attempting to articulate something in Kenan Stadium very late at night. The ghost mentioned revenging a slaying.
A huge sloth was perceived very late at night examining Stillhouse Bottom in detail.
A colossal duckbill has frequently been made out hovering in the air like a cloud in Chapel Hill.
A massive aardvark is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances calling out names in a motor boat on Clark Lake.
Count Dracula may often be seen in a store in the Chapel Hill neighborhood.
The ghost of a man having on a law enforcement uniform has from time to time been seen trying on shoes in a Chapel Hill trailer. In any event, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that any normal person wouldn't want to bump into.
A massive mink is known to have been made out on a
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handful of occasions dragging a corpse from the chilly water of Big Branch at the stroke of midnight.
A space man may every now and then be witnessed before sunrise glancing over Meadow Flats.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer has frequently been spotted at Bay Meadows Lake Dam before dawn taking pleasure in the surroundings.
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phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is repeatedly seen up on the peak of Big Hill destroying a photo. If you talk to the local residents, this spirit is the stressed spirit of a long forgotten Chapel Hill resident.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has purportedly been observed on many instances poking around in mailboxes before dawn in Chapel Hill.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a long gray mustache may frequently be perceived outside Eno River State Park devouring a cookie. According to what the folks who live here declare, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Chapel Hill many years ago. No matter what, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A lady with an axe sticking out of her head has every so often been seen playing a piece of music on an accordion in a Chapel Hill building.
A colossal bison is from time to time witnessed in a mirror in a Chapel Hill trailer; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
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very large goat has allegedly been witnessed on frequent instances trying to find a box under a parked vehicle in a Chapel Hill parking lot very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Chapel Hill
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Ghost Sightings From Chapel Hill
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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