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The spirit of a gentleman outfitted as a gardener has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of instances at Arrowhead Dam at midnight looking at the view. Residents here who have perceived this ghost assert this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Cedar Mountain a long time ago. In any case, it's a scary spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
An alien can repeatedly be made out in a row boat on Atagahi Lake startling folks.
The ghost of a man dressed in a police uniform has once in a while been made out by Castle Rock calling people's names. A local man claims that this phantom is that of a person who had a house here in Cedar Mountain in the past. Regardless of what people say, it is in all certainty a terrifying ghost that should be let alone.
A big terrifying monster is from time to time seen in Buck Forest in the early morning hours hiding a cadaver by a big boulder.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space is rumored to have been perceived on several occasions dispatching an envelope at a Cedar Mountain post office.
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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