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These are some lies we made up about Carolina Beach.
A chilling skeleton has often been observed gazing at an old man sleeping on a mattress in an apartment in Carolina Beach.
A luminous human form has supposedly been witnessed on numerous instances in Carolina Beach State Park outside the ranger station trying to locate a book. No matter what, this phantom sure is scary; one that you do not want to run into late in the night.
The spirit of a pregnant woman may frequently be made out trying on socks in a Carolina Beach residence.
An alien traveler from another world may be spotted repeatedly hauling a dead body across the dirt in Brunswick Town State Historic Site on a dark night.
The ghost of a youthful man in a leather jacket has occasionally been perceived reading a newsletter in Midnight Shoal before dawn. It's been declared that this precise ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolish folks who dare to interrupt the tranquility in Carolina Beach.
An extremely large chameleon
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has purportedly been seen on numerous instances at Motsu Spoil Disposal Dike at midnight looking at the view.
An alien from planet Jupiter may once in a while be spotted weeping next to the water at The Basin.
A space alien from another solar system was spotted trying to conceal a cadaver in Big Bay on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial
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materialized by Allen Creek attempting to articulate something.
A decapitated gentleman was observed struggling out of a manhole on a Carolina Beach residential street at night. The watcher fled when he distinguished the ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Carolina Beach
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Ghost Sightings From Carolina Beach
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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