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These are some lies we made up about Caroleen.
A space invader from another world can from time to time be witnessed hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Caroleen.
The phantom of an 8 foot enormous guy was observed looking at a woman sleeping on a mattress in a flat in Caroleen. The ghost did not seem to be concerned by the witnesses. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any wise person would not want to meet.
The ghost of a teen girl appeared in a restaurant in the Caroleen area. The ghost greeted the onlooker. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Caroleen some time ago.
A sasquatch was noticed at Big Camp Creek before dawn throwing stones into the flowing water.
A space alien came into view gazing at the water by Cone Mills Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Caroleen
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Ghost Sightings From Caroleen
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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