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These are some lies we made up about Candor.
An ET from the cosmos came into view up on the highest spot of Luther Mountain startling folks.
A gargantuan hartebeest was seen at Beaverdam Creek in the early morning hours throwing bricks into the flow.
A giant chimpanzee was perceived appearing menacing on the water's edge of McCauley Pond.
The phantom of a youthful lady with a wire around her neck has frequently been distinguished looking crossly at the watcher at Candor City Reservoir Dam before dawn.
An extraterrestrial is regularly perceived trying on a jacket in a Candor home.
An extremely bloodcurdling ghost has been witnessed on a handful of occasions climbing up from a manhole on a Candor residential road at night. One thing's for sure, this is an unlikable ghost that is rather not messed with.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft may regularly be distinguished poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Candor.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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