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These are some lies we made up about Candler.
A space invader from planet Neptune was witnessed at Enka Lake Dam in the early morning hours taking pleasure in the surroundings.
A massive shrew has regularly been spotted mid stream in Baldwin Field Branch seeking a bag.
A giant gila monster is regularly perceived in Beaverdam Wildlife Restoration Area at night devouring a slice of pizza.
A gigantic bull has allegedly been seen on several occasions in a mirror in a Candler home; the spirit was solely visible in the mirror.
A fluorescent human person may be spotted very frequently articulating into the thin air in Baldwin Gap in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Issac Newton has now and then been perceived climbing a big tree in Bent Creek Experimental Forest at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a young-looking gentleman dressed in a jacket has supposedly been spotted on a few occasions carrying a skull up on Bert Mountain. Regardless of what, it undeniably is a frightening
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ghost that should be stayed away from.
An ET from another galaxy can every now and then be observed in a house outside Candler.
A decapitated gentleman is frequently seen near the water at Bent Creek Ranch Lake trying to exclaim something. If you listen to the local residents, this phantom can be the soul of a local person who passed
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away here in Candler some decades ago.
The ghost of a nurse with a blood-covered uniform is rumored to have been seen on several occasions looking for a picture underneath a parked Jeep in a Candler parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien can be noticed very frequently at midnight conducting a directed expedition of Sandy Bottom to a group of ghosts.
The spirit of a guy holding a bloody axe has occasionally been witnessed in a Candler area hardware store, wandering the aisles. Based on what the folks who live here say, this spirit is probably the undeparted spirit of a local resident who used to live here in Candler.
An army uniform strolling around without a body in it is now and then witnessed seated at the dining table in a Candler mobile home calling out names of people.
The ghost of a civil war fighter is rumored to have been seen on many occasions pointing at the onlooker in Blue Ridge Parkway right by the ranger station. No matter what people exclaim, this ghost undoubtedly
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is bloodcurdling; one that is better not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Candler
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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