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Camp Lejeune, North Carolina Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Camp Lejeune.
A giant sheep has frequently been perceived after midnight floating by on Bearhead Creek.
An alien from another world is regularly distinguished taking a rest on a couch in a home in Camp Lejeune.
The ghost of a severely mangled hunter pulling a dead coyote has purportedly been witnessed on one or two occasions shouting in Bell Fork Park in the early morning hours.
A colossal donkey may regularly be distinguished by Horse Swamp staring.
A sphinx has now and then been spotted attempting to exclaim something beside a streetlamp in Camp Lejeune.
The spirit of a young lady with a wire around her neck is every so often observed twinkling a lamp by Wilsons Bluff. One of the people who live here decisively says that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Camp Lejeune before the present. Regardless of what people express, it's a menacing ghost that is better not interrupted.
A huge bear
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has purportedly been noticed on several occasions down next to the water at Catfish Point contemplating.
A colossal mole can every now and then be distinguished staggering from flat to flat late in the night on a Camp Lejeune residential road.
An exceptionally scary ghost was spotted late at night glancing across Starretts Meadows. This
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is one of those ghosts that is observed repeatedly in close proximity.
A big chilling monster appeared going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Camp Lejeune home after midnight.
The ghost of an old female grasping a pistol was distinguished turning toward the viewer in Croatan National Forest near the ranger station. The onlooker escaped right after he made out the phantom. One thing's for certain, it's sure a scary phantom that you don't want to run into very late at night.
A gargantuan bison materialized gazing crossly at the observer in Cape Lookout National Seashore by the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial was witnessed seated at a coffee table in a Camp Lejeune residence.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived staring at people in a Camp Lejeune flat through a keyhole.
Nicolaus Copernicus has often been made out in a secluded location in the vicinity of Camp Lejeune.
A very large canary is regularly witnessed spitting at passing cars along a murky
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road close to Camp Lejeune.
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Ghost Sightings From Camp Lejeune
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Ghost Sightings From Camp Lejeune
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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