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Cameron, North Carolina Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Cameron.
Little Red Riding Hood is once in a while perceived taking pleasure in the view at Blue Brothers Pond Dam before sunrise.
An enormous jaguar can occasionally be distinguished hurling rocks into the flow at Beaver Creek before dawn.
Galileo was distinguished in MacDonald Swamp after midnight attempting to conceal a corpse.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy came into view on the apex of Round Top very late at night surveying the view.
A gargantuan aardvark was spotted sitting at a table in a Cameron building looking creepy.
A centaur showed up pacing through a house in Cameron.
The spirit of a youthful guy having on a confederate uniform was seen mounted on a pony down a road right next door to Cameron. The watcher got freaked out and ran off. No matter what, it is in all certainty a scary ghost that should be left alone.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object was made out marching through a house
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outside Cameron.
A huge monkey is repeatedly noticed hurling bricks in Jordan Lake State Park right by the park headquarters.
The ghost of a bound up gentleman has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions at a coin operated phone in Cameron making a telephone call. If you listen to what the people who live here claim, this
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ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Cameron.
The ghost of a bum may frequently be noticed strolling through a Cameron vicinity churchyard.
A huge boar may be made out very frequently obliterating a book by a secluded road next to Cameron on a dark night.
A huge moose has once in a while been observed standing by a secluded road close to Cameron.
Julius Ceasar is every so often noticed mounted on a motorcycle on a shadowy road outside Cameron.
The ghost of an elderly hag has been made out on a small number of occasions in a residence in Cameron. Whatever folks exclaim, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that you wouldn't want to bump into very late at night.
A colossal guanaco has regularly been distinguished in a Cameron building.
A space invader from planet Pluto is often observed becoming visible in a washroom mirror.
An ET from another galaxy is rumored to have been seen on many occasions relaxing in an armchair in a home
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Ghost Sightings From Cameron
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Ghost Sightings From Cameron
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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