|
| |
Calypso, North Carolina Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Calypso.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft can every so often be witnessed trying to locate a bag beneath a parked truck in a Calypso parking lot very late at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space has repeatedly been seen hauling a body from the chilly water of Beaverdam Branch in the early morning hours.
A massive hartebeest is regularly made out looking at the water by Larry McCullen Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A moderately see-through gentleman clothed as the captain of a ship may often be seen in a Calypso area shoe store, strolling the aisles.
A giant wolf has once in a while been witnessed looking in the early morning hours by a road sign in Calypso.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Calypso
Submit a lie about Calypso, North Carolina:
Other untruthful towns near Calypso, North Carolina:
Kenansville, North Carolina, 3 miles away
Magnolia, North Carolina, 7 miles away
Warsaw, North Carolina, 7 miles away
Faison, North Carolina, 10 miles away
Rose Hill, North Carolina, 10 miles away
Mount Olive, North Carolina, 12 miles away
Teachey, North Carolina, 13 miles away
Wallace, North Carolina, 15 miles away
Turkey, North Carolina, 15 miles away
Dudley, North Carolina, 17 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
North Carolina
|
Ghost Sightings From Calypso
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
MORE JOKES
|
