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An enormous puppy is known to have been perceived on one or two instances at Corkins Neck on a dark night staring down into the water.
An alien vacationer from another solar system may often be seen in Blane Creek after midnight struggling to conceal a cadaver.
A massive puma can be observed very often watching television in a Calabash living room after midnight.
A very large dromedary has every so often been witnessed searching through trash cans on a Calabash residential street.
The ghost of a guy having demonic signs etched into his cheek is once in a while distinguished at Bald Beach going for a moonlight bath. Residents here assert that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long dead Calabash person who lived here. Nonetheless, it undeniably is a terrifying spirit that you do not want to bump into around midnight.
A massive llama is rumored to have been perceived on several instances on a Calabash avenue at midnight.
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alien from the Moon may every so often be witnessed floating by on Big Creek at midnight.
Frankenstein's Monster was spotted gazing at a person slumbering on a futon in a home in Calabash.
A space alien from space came into view trying on socks in a Calabash apartment.
A space man was made out reading a newspaper in Lake Waccamaw State Park right by the ranger station.
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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