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An alien tourist from deep space may be seen frequently in a secluded place right next door to Butner.
A space man from Mars has now and then been seen taking in the view at Brinkley Lake Dam around midnight.
An ET from another world is every now and then observed by Camp Creek attempting to grip something.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship can every so often be observed in Camp Butner Wildlife Management Area late at night twinkling a kerosene lamp.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy has regularly been made out in a motor boat on Lake Michie frightening people.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is frequently distinguished mailing a postcard at a Butner post office.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship has purportedly been made out on a small number of instances sipping regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Butner.
The ghost of a pregnant woman may
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frequently be seen walking a German Shepherd at midnight on a gloomy Butner street.
An alien explorer from another planet can be distinguished very often in Eno River State Park by the park headquarters screaming at the witness to leave.
The ghost of a young-looking man wearing a rain coat has from time to time been perceived peeking
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through apartment windows in Butner before dawn. Lots of locals assert this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a local person who used to live here in Butner.
A beheaded guy is known to have been witnessed on several instances watching cable in a Butner living room at night.
Henry VIII was seen rummaging around in garbage container on a Butner avenue.
A space alien from outer space came into sight on a Butner residential street late in the night.
A massive addax was noticed gazing at a guy sleeping in a bed in a house in Butner.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted in a hardware store in the Butner vicinity.
A woman with her head cut off was seen struggling out from a drain hole on a Butner street very late at night. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed very frequently in the neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Butner
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Ghost Sightings From Butner
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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