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These are some lies we made up about Burnsville.
An ET can often be witnessed drinking fuel from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Burnsville.
Ferdinand Magellan may be spotted very often throwing boulders into the flowing water at Allen Branch around midnight.
A massive hare has sometimes been spotted swallowing water from Roaring Spout Falls late in the night.
A Brachiosaurus is once in a while distinguished gazing at the panorama from the top of Anglin Knob very late at night.
A drifting ghost is rumored to have been seen on numerous occasions walking a Sheepdog at the stroke of midnight on a dark Burnsville residential street. Locals assert that this spirit is that of a resident who had a home here in Burnsville before the present.
The phantom of a youthful Indian warrior can from time to time be seen in Bailey Cove very late at night talking into the night.
A gigantic hippopotamus has frequently been perceived by Deneen Dam after midnight gazing at the water.
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gigantic parrot is frequently spotted chucking boulders into Deneen Reservoir on a dark night.
Hansel and Gretel's mom is rumored to have been seen on frequent occasions looking through home windows in Burnsville at night.
An martian vacationer from space may often be distinguished browsing through garbage cans on a Burnsville road.
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alien from the cosmos may be observed very frequently looking in Carolina Hemlocks Recreation Area late in the night.
A huge coyote has now and then been made out on a Burnsville avenue very late at night.
A very large ram is occasionally distinguished hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Burnsville.
A gigantic alligator has been said to have been noticed on a few occasions gazing at an old man slumbering in an armchair in a building in Burnsville.
The ghost of an airline pilot may every now and then be distinguished screaming names of people in Blue Ridge Parkway right by the park headquarters. A local person argues that this spirit gets pleasure from frightening foolish folks who are fearless enough to upset the serenity in Burnsville.
A space invader was made out pointing at the viewer in Lake James State Park outside the park headquarters.
A sasquatch materialized trying on clothes in a Burnsville apartment.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship was seen ascending up from
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a storm drain on a Burnsville lane around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Burnsville
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Ghost Sightings From Burnsville
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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