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These are some lies we made up about Burlington.
A huge reindeer is regularly observed burying a dead body by a big rock in Fairchild Park late in the night.
A giant salamander is known to have been observed on one or two instances by a person hiking along a trail next to Burlington.
An ET can often be distinguished around midnight floating by on Back Creek.
A military uniform striding around devoid of a body in it may be seen over and over again heaving rocks into Graham Lake in the early morning hours. One thing's for sure, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that any sound person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A gigantic boar has now and then been perceived taking pleasure in the landscape at Graham City Lake Number Two Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a civil war warrior is now and then observed relaxing on a bench in a mobile home in Burlington. Many people who live here declare this phantom enjoys scaring folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Burlington.
The martian commander
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of a UFO is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions mounding chunks of concrete next to a streetlight in Burlington.
A space man from planet Venus may sometimes be perceived browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a Burlington home after midnight.
The spirit of a dreadfully charred woman has frequently been spotted sitting
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at the dining table in a Burlington apartment. Folks who have observed this ghost declare this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Burlington long ago.
The ghost of a guy having demonic signs etched into his forehead is often noticed slurping orange juice in Eno River State Park right by the ranger station. People here declare that this phantom might be a renowned days gone by native of Burlington.
An alien from another galaxy is rumored to have been spotted on numerous occasions smoking a pipe in Booker T Washington National Monument quite near the park headquarters.
An extremely large beaver may regularly be witnessed looking at people in a Burlington mobile home through a peephole.
Julius Ceasar can be noticed very often hovering in the middle of a shadowy road next to Burlington.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft has every now and then been noticed posting a letter at a Burlington post office.
The ghost of a terribly mangled huntsman pulling a dead mountain lion is every
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so often witnessed downing unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Burlington. In any case, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Burlington
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Ghost Sightings From Burlington
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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