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These are some lies we made up about Burgaw.
The ghost of a young lady sporting a blood-splattered prom dress has purportedly been observed on a few occasions at Birch Creek late in the night flinging boulders into the flow.
A decapitated lady can often be seen scrambling out of Burgaw Savannah drenched in filth at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos may be witnessed frequently by Camp Newkirk Pond Dam on a dark night staring at the water.
A massive seal has every so often been spotted having a seat on the floor in a building in Burgaw.
A space man has been witnessed on a handful of occasions smoking a pipe underneath a streetlamp in Burgaw.
A gigantic mule may from time to time be perceived searching through a bookshelf in the living room of a Burgaw house at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal bunny was distinguished relaxing at a coffee table in a Burgaw home.
An martian tourist from the cosmos showed up quite near the entrance to Carolina
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Beach State Park weeping.
The phantom of an adolescent girl was made out in a secluded neighborhood right next door to Burgaw. Further sightings of this ghost have been reported. One of the people who live here definitely argues that this spirit is the struggling soul of a long gone Burgaw local.
The ghost of a lady with half her head
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lost showed up trying to flag down cars by a dark road right next door to Burgaw. Other people around here have had similar sightings involving a similar ghost. Several of those who live here say this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Burgaw before the present.
A lady having an axe in her head was noticed posting a packet at a Burgaw post office. This is one of those spirits that is perceived very frequently in the neighborhood.
Ferdinand Magellan was observed discussing into the thin air as if someone besides was present.
A wandering ghost has often been distinguished walking a Cocker Spaniel on a dark night on a dark Burgaw residential road.
A space alien from the cosmos is frequently seen staring through house windows in Burgaw very late at night.
The ghost of an airliner pilot can often be observed watching cable in a Burgaw living room late in the night.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft has once in a while been perceived searching through garbage
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Ghost Sightings From Burgaw
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Ghost Sightings From Burgaw
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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