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These are some lies we made up about Buies Creek.
A space alien has been said to have been seen on one or two instances standing by a wild highway in the neighborhood of Buies Creek.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship may regularly be witnessed in a mobile home in Buies Creek.
A woman with an axe in her head can be noticed often pacing along a secluded road near Buies Creek. In any event, it's a chilling spirit that you wouldn't wish to encounter in the early morning hours.
A drifting ghost has every now and then been observed coming into view in a washroom mirror. No matter what, it in all certainty is a chilling ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to run into.
A Plateosaurus is now and then spotted sitting on a sofa in a home near Buies Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Buies Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Buies Creek
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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