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These are some lies we made up about Broadway.
The ghost of a twelve foot tall colossal man can be spotted very frequently eating a cookie by Bush Creek.
The ghost of a woman with half her head absent has every now and then been noticed at Buckhorn Dam around midnight looking at the scenery.
An martian tourist from deep space is from time to time spotted wandering through a building in Broadway.
A gargantuan tapir has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions traveling on a donkey alongside a highway close to Broadway.
A gigantic grizzly bear may once in a while be made out at a public phone in Broadway using the phone.
A gigantic opossum has regularly been distinguished sobbing down a desolate road close to Broadway after midnight.
A space man from deep space is often witnessed hanging out in an uninhabited farmhouse in Broadway.
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Ghost Sightings From Broadway
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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