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These are some lies we made up about Bridgeton.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy has every now and then been noticed raking leaves in the back garden of a mobile home in Bridgeton.
An ET from planet Neptune is now and then observed by a woman hiking along a trail near Bridgeton.
An ET from space has been perceived on a few instances in Mill Swamp late in the night trying to deposit a corpse.
A colossal hyena was spotted hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Bachelor Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An Icthyosaurus showed up staring down into the water at Bay Point in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgeton
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgeton
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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