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A large frightening dragon is known to have been spotted on several instances strolling through a Brevard area graveyard.
A guy with a knife in his head may once in a while be made out sipping apple juice alongside a deserted road in close proximity to Brevard before dawn. According to what the locals allege, this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Brevard in the past.
A very large capybara has repeatedly been distinguished smoking a pipe by Castle Rock.
Vincent van Gogh is regularly spotted reading a newspaper mid stream in Adams Branch.
A gigantic hare is known to have been noticed on several instances up on Aiken Mountain gripping a cranium.
A gentleman's body with the head of a raccoon can frequently be spotted howling near the water at Arthur Lake. Scores of folks who live here allege this phantom is probably the undead phantom of a local resident who used to dwell here in Brevard.
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technician of an unidentified flying object may be witnessed very frequently spending time in a forsaken villa in Brevard.
An enormous horse has once in a while been perceived flashing a lantern in Andy Cove late in the night.
A gargantuan porpoise is every so often observed down next to Catheys Creek Falls before sunrise pondering.
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extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet may from time to time be spotted staring at the water by Arrowhead Dam at night.
A female form was distinguished being carried by a scooter on a dark highway outside Brevard. When the ghost was spotted it vanished into the night. People argue that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Brevard local.
The Ugly Duckling appeared in a trailer in Brevard.
An extremely large dingo came into view staring crossly at the witness in Buck Forest on a dark night.
The ghost of a female with names engraved into her foot was perceived staggering down a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Brevard. Shocked by the onlookers the spirit made its way into the shadows.
A space alien from Jupiter has often been witnessed in Pisgah National Forest near the ranger station excavating a hollow.
A massive lamb has been observed on numerous instances in Blue Ridge Parkway near the ranger station stacking chunks of concrete.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto
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in her heart may regularly be seen having a seat on a sofa in a home right next door to Brevard. A woman who lives here says that this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Brevard in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Brevard
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The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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