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The ghost of a lady with names carved into her forehead is sometimes perceived looking frightening near Cooper Springs after midnight. A number of of the folks here allege this ghost is perhaps the undead ghost of a person who used to live here in Bostic.
A giant cow is rumored to have been spotted on a few instances in the middle of Allen Branch facing the watcher.
Galileo may occasionally be distinguished at Murray Hilton Lake Dam at night screaming at the onlooker to leave.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her nostrils has frequently been spotted beside the water at Murray Hilton Lake tossing bricks.
A colossal leopard is often spotted on the peak of Allen Mountain before dawn surveying the panorama.
The ghost of a chained up female has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances in Betts Gap in the early morning hours piling bricks.
A woman holding her head by her arm can be perceived very frequently discussing into the
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thin air as if somebody else was near. It's been asserted that this individual ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long forgotten Bostic local person. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that you don't want to meet very late at night.
An ET from planet Pluto has from time to time been distinguished walking a Bulldog on a dark night on
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a gloomy Bostic road.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head not there is once in a while witnessed looking through mobile home windows in Bostic around midnight.
A decapitated female has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions searching through garbage cans on a Bostic lane.
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Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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